The Curse of the Cursed Licka Stick

Whilst investigating the death of a local Scientist at a Playtime co. factory, The penguin manager of ‘WonderWorks : Museum of MadMen’ called King Dedede uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, called The LickaStick circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the LickaStick, he or she has exactly 44 days left before homer runs out of doughnuts.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look sexy. A marked person feels like a frightened Russian bear on wobbly plank.

King gets hold of the licka stick, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: Ze moon balancing on a moist Scientist at “playtime co.”, an old newspaper headline about a Simpson hit and run accident, a hooded milked pigeon ranting about a maniac drinking milk from the mole on the Mellon of women located in a dank place.

When King notices his bones have Russian bear-like properties, he realises that the curse is true and calls in his drinking buddy, a police officer of Hell county township

called Mille Fitzimons, to help.

Mille examines the licka stick and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds Ze moon balancing on a moist Scientist at “playtime co.” particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a strangle gag.

DeDeDe and Mille pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded milked pigeon. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up? WHO KNOWS!

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