The Curse of the Cursed Licka Stick

Whilst investigating the death of a local Scientist at a Playtime co. factory, The penguin manager of ‘WonderWorks : Museum of MadMen’ called King Dedede uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, called The LickaStick circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the LickaStick, he or she has exactly 44 days left before homer runs out of doughnuts.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look sexy. A marked person feels like a frightened Russian bear on wobbly plank.

King gets hold of the licka stick, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: Ze moon balancing on a moist Scientist at “playtime co.”, an old newspaper headline about a Simpson hit and run accident, a hooded milked pigeon ranting about a maniac drinking milk from the mole on the Mellon of women located in a dank place.

When King notices his bones have Russian bear-like properties, he realises that the curse is true and calls in his drinking buddy, a police officer of Hell county township

called Mille Fitzimons, to help.

Mille examines the licka stick and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds Ze moon balancing on a moist Scientist at “playtime co.” particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a strangle gag.

DeDeDe and Mille pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded milked pigeon. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up? WHO KNOWS!

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“THE SUN IS WARMING UP?” He says.

He pulls back to let the warmth of the sun hit her face.

He can see her face smile when she feels its warmth.

“You’re right.

It is warmer.” Her breath is warm against his cheek.

“That is nice.”

“So I have one more surprise for you.

I have paid for a flight from Nanaimo to Vancouver for us.”

“It is a little late to be getting on a flight.

It was too cold in Toronto.”

He chuckles.

“No, that is not the surprise.” He rises from the rock and climbs to the top of the hill.

He takes a moment to look out across the city.

He sees a building blow up in the distance.

He smiles.

He doesn’t know why he’s smiling.

He knows it has to stop.

He has to stop smiling.

He even cringes about even think of innocent people who are getting hurt, people who are being hurt, people who may even be killed.

all the thousands of deer women who are being sold into prostitution.

but he still smiles.

The horrible sights remind him of The smell of barbecue on that fateful day.

He's using his ammo to fuel the engines.

Using the well used phrase and concluding the message with 'running out of wooden planks of wood'.

He runs out of time and oxygen and has to run outside.

He is now using his whole gas to keep the engines from overheating.

The kids in the yard behind his house hold him in their gaze.

The slats of light from the other streetlights make this impossible to avoid, so he can't avoid them.

His kids move away from him and go to their own house.

Then came a big “BOOM”,

And the next thing he knows he surrounded by the charred corpses of his children.

Then he wakes up after seeing them die for the umpteenth time.

His life was more worthless than a bucket of water. and he was completely broken and used by the smell and the very hell he had created for himself.

Marley from Pizza Kit will appear in The FNAF Security Breach “Chica Chowda” DLC. She will appear as a hallucination enemy, no words will be heard from her.

also Payton will come as a Easter Egg in Mazersize, and on an secret ending will say to Gregory, “don’t you dare lie to me”.